good cat, best bartender
her left hand’s path is kind of weird but idgaf, this wasn’t supposed to take even as long as it did!!
deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous
Hange Zoe + Character Tropes
↳ “If there’s something you don’t understand, learn to understand it. It’s well worth any risk to our lives.” Happy Happy Birthday to the 14th Commander of the Scouting Legion!!!
the perks of dating me
- i’m funny
- i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
- i don’t have friends so we can always hang out
EB: arousing, isn’t it?
"The Orphaner poses a caliginous riddle like no other I’ve met. I am presuming him 8othered 8y jealousy, and it would 8e sickening if it were not so marvelously amusing. 8ut then, who 8ut royalty could have the finned cheek to show disdain for the manner in which his 8lack lover conducts her red conquests?"
And then there’s this asshole.
I didn’t want to upload this one until I attempted to at least fix my face a little and my gloves in PS yooo did a bad job but i don’t caaaare